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01-05-09 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Night lay heavy on Stygia."

01-05-09 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"When it came to concealing his troubles, Tommy Wilhelm was not less capable than the next fellow."

01-04-09 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"I didn't see it coming."

01-04-09 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"I begin, as I must, with my father."

01-03-09 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Camille said you stole a bag from a homeless guy."

01-03-09 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Is the universe ruled by deterministic laws?."

01-02-09 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"We search for certainty and call what we find destiny."

01-02-09 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Benny Rhodes loved his own bald head more than anything else in the world he could think of."

01-01-09 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
Theme Entry: New Year's Day
"It's the first day, and I already feel like the water is three feet over my head."

01-01-09 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
Theme Entry: New Year's Day
"Oliver Booth did not believe in New Year's resolutions."

12-31-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
Theme Entry: New Year's Eve
"Find the key."

12-31-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
Theme Entry: New Year's Eve
"On the last day of the year, I got this weird phone call."

12-30-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"The night wind brought a howl that was sharp and high-pitched, like a baby crying."

12-30-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"In the year before I took up the French horn again, an important finding was made about the universe."

12-29-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Felix Zhang is wearing one of his many Harvard sweatshirts."

12-29-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"I come to the Cape to live deliberately."

12-28-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"It was a slow Sunday afternoon, the kind Walden loved."

12-28-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"I am."

12-27-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Today, when I watch reality shows like Survivor or Fear Factor, I have to chuckle."

12-27-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"You don't matter."

12-26-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"This book is about a journey."

12-26-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Travelling: the dank oily days after Christmas."

12-25-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"No one knew what to make of The Book of the Damned."

12-25-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
Theme Entry: Christmas
"Two words: Merry Christmas or perhaps Happy Christmas if such fits your geographic predeliction."

12-24-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
Theme Entry: Christmas Eve
"The wipers cut semicircles through the show on the windshield."

12-24-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"For a long time I used to go to bed early."

12-23-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"One minute before the explosion, the square at Sainte-Cécile was at peace."

12-23-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Using Amazon.com is easy."

12-22-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"It is said that the difference between an adventure and a tragedy lies in the outcome."

12-22-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"The citadel was dark, and the heroes were sleeping."

12-21-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"It was Marla's idea."

12-21-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
Theme Entry: Winter solstice
"'Winter!'."

12-20-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"The only question left, he felt, was how to handle the matter--how it was to be done."

12-20-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"The alarm clock woke me this morning at the ungodly hour of eight."

12-19-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"I never put up a barber pole or a sign or even gave my shop a name."

12-19-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Lord Francis Powerscourt looked carefully at the number at the top of the page."

12-18-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"I see you."

12-18-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"The last camel collapsed at noon."

12-17-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Kino awakened in the near dark."

12-17-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Do you wish you received less email?."

12-16-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"She gave a startled cry."

12-16-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"There is no doubt that white people love coffee."

12-15-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"I used to think that Red Bull was the most destructive invention of the past 50 years."

12-15-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"When Micky Miranda was twenty-three his father came to London to buy rifles."

12-14-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Dear Jesus: In case you don't know, I don't live in a group home no more."

12-14-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Identity was once a fairly straightforward matter."

12-13-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Things tend to even out."

12-13-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Albert R. Shadle was the world's foremost expert on the sexuality of small woodland creatures."

12-12-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"It was a nice day."

12-12-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"And so here is my confession."

12-11-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"When I was a child, sex was awesome."

12-11-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"There's more than one way not to read, the most radical of which is not to open a book at all."

12-10-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
Theme Entry: DES: 60th Birthday
"Only the most cunning weasels can survive thirty years of hard time in a cubicle farm."

12-10-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
Theme Entry: DES: 60th Birthday
"There is something enormously satisfactory about a weasel."

12-09-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"I might as well say, right from the jump: it wasn't my usual kind of job."

12-09-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Look at my button-down striped shirt!."

12-08-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"On the day she died, the body of Marilyn Monroe went missing for ten hours."

12-08-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"She was young and she was lovely and she was dead."

12-07-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Silence is louder than noise."

12-07-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"My earliest memories are of chaos, confusion, and fear."

12-06-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"The first time someone hears the words 'lupus erythematosus,' he or she usually says 'What?'."

12-06-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Whenever Sarah thought back to that morning twelve years ago, she remembered the chick."

12-05-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"My name is Edgar Freemantle."

12-05-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"It all started on December 5, 1978."

12-04-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"It all began in realspace, on a subway train in South Korea."

12-04-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"I first met Dean not long after my wife and I split up."

12-03-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Beware thoughts that come in the night."

12-03-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Arrow blinks."

12-02-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"My name is Howard W. Campbell, Jr."

12-02-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"January 18, 1988, was a bitterly cold Iowa Monday."

12-01-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Europeans of the early 1700s showed a great deal of interest in the subject of the vampire."

12-01-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"The midday sun whitened the city of Lahore to a bright haze."

11-30-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Leigh was only a block and a half from home when she noticed the footsteps echoing her own."

11-30-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Nine-year-old Pharoah Rivers stumbled to his knees."

11-29-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"There were seven of us at Edgewater that summer, if you count my brother Jeebs."

11-29-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Lucette had been suffering from insomnia for eight hours."

11-28-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"I am usually up when the Piazza Farnese awakens."

11-28-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"I dress to bring in the morning paper."

11-27-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
Theme Entry: Thanksgiving
"I recall this particular married woman I'd had a short fling with when I was in my mid-twenties."

11-27-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
Theme Entry: Thanksgiving
"Then there was the bad weather."

11-26-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Within twenty-four hours, everyone would know."

11-26-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"The longest day of my life began tardily."

11-25-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"I died today, which is so weird."

11-25-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Charles Monet was a loner."

11-24-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"It had been a long afternoon."

11-24-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"The first time I walked through the Ramble at night I was terrified."

11-23-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"She seemed to float above the ghostly evening mist like a menacing beast rising from the primeval ooze."

11-23-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"John Coffee struggled for air as his bare feet slapped the winter sand."

11-22-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
Theme Entry: Kennedy Assassination
"Herself came to the house at Smith Square."

11-22-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
Theme Entry: Kennedy Assassination
"Last night at 3:00 a.m. President Kennedy had been killed."

11-21-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"The air on the ward hung thick with the smell of flatulence, body odor, and sweat-soaked sheets."

11-21-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Since this is a book about flatulence, I should probably begin by going back over a few of the basics."

11-20-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Strange reports."

11-20-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"Kysen hadn't wanted to come to the ghost-ridden and deserted city of heretics."

11-19-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"The people who remained in this place have often asked themselves why it was that Ibrahim went mad."

11-19-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"The prophet was drowning men on Great Wyk when they came to tell him that the king was dead."

11-18-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad."

11-18-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"I dreamed of a boy who was born in the land of Puritania and his name was John."

11-17-08 PM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"The day the stock market falls out of bed and breaks its back is the worst day of your life."

11-17-08 AM -- Amazon:   US   UK   CA
"I started puberty very late."



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